Discovery Request T-Shirt

What’s that? Oh. You want EVERYTHING from 1978 to present? Ok buddy. You asked for it.

Dump truck driver
“Beeep. Beeep. Beeeeeeeep. Backing up the dump trunk. We’ve got a discovery request coming in for a Mister…”

Confused lawyer
“Wait! Stop! I only asked for all documents from 1978 to present that contained the word ‘the*’. This can’t be right, is it? It will take me a light year to get through this data. And why is it all in TIFF format? Where are the originals?”

Dump truck driver
“Sorry pal. I just work here. Please move. There’s a ton of data here to unload and I don’t have all day.”

Confused lawyer
“Ugh. Fine. Just set it right here. ‘How in the heck am I going to get through this mess in time for trial?'”

“Wait wait wait! Not right there! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.”

Dump truck driver
Oh boy. Not another one.


This shirt goes equally well with this one.

Buy the Discovery Request t-shirt here*: http://logikcull.com/t-shirts/Discovery-Request

*note: We only design these shirts. We make no money from them. We just love designing. The shirts are sold through Zazzle and we have it setup so that 10% of your purchase automatically goes to charity: Martha’s Table, a Washington DC charity that provides healthy food, affordable clothing, and quality education so DC residents in need can build a better future. http://marthastable.org/